Frustrated Incorporated

jayson: hey, whats up, 24/Guy/Florida
m: Hi Jayson, alien here, 103, pluto
j: sweet, pretty damn far away, 103...what is that is human yrs?
m: guess so
jayson: sweet, so aliens look just like cute humans
jayson_789789: so what are u up to a bit late?
m: yes, i copied. lol. am at d office
jayson: oh, so u are "working" now?
jayson: nice, u aliens have it made, getting paid to play on the net
m: yes, but nt show, am making letters
jayson: but what?
m:
jayson: its 4 in the morning here, and u are stuck working?
jayson: looks like a very casual work outfit
jayson: not that i'm bitching or anything
m: yah, i own d office.
m:
m: sometimes, i work here in relief shirts
jayson: oh, nice, guess u make the rules and dresscode then
jayson: hmmm...releif shirts?
m: from salvation army.
jayson: oh, gotcha
jayson: sounds comfy
m: yah
jayson: but yea, im comfy too, 4 in the morning, so its not like i'm all dressed up either
jayson: just in boxers and a wifebeater
m: k, cool
jayson: so u are working on business now, or just taking a lil break?
m: working, actually
jayson: guess u are good at mulit-tasking then
m: yup
jayson: i worked earlier tonite, but went out with friends afterwards
jayson: for a friends b-day
m: great, u must hev a hangover, lol
jayson: funny, well its 4 in the morning and i have not slept yet, so no hangover yet
jayson: but yea, i am still buzzing and a little bit drunk
jayson: it was a fun nite
jayson: just not tired yet
m: i c
jayson: yea, definetly, dinner, drinks, and a few bars/clubs
m: well, u didnt get laid. lol
jayson: food, girls, and drinks, thats pretty much all a guy needs, right? so i cant complain it was a fun nite
m: good.
jayson: hey, what makes u thin I did not get some?
m: and u want to drain d alcohol
jayson: think*
m: coz u should be tired and snoring. lol
jayson: i am not tired yet, and i did have a girl over
jayson: so we had some fun
jayson: she just had to leave
m: o, ok
jayson: her friend made her leave
jayson: her friend was upset she wasnt getting any
m: oh sad
jayson: funny, i'm sure u feel bad for me
m: not exactly. i am just friendly, like an old buddy
jayson: yea, i did not think I was getting any pity from you
m: y should i pity u? lol
jayson: but yea, her friend was yelling, saying she had to leave or whatever
m:
jayson: u know, b/c i had a girl in my room just taken away from me b/c her friend was crying or whatever
jayson: i think she was just jealous
jayson: and i was teasing, i was not asking for pity, it just wasnt cool what her friend did, thats all
m: most probably.
m: u should have tried her
jayson: i just thanked her for ruining the end of my nite
m: must be a bitch of sort.
jayson: definetly
jayson: my roommate was sleeping, i was trying to wake him up to distract her
jayson: so i could be with my girl
jayson: it didnt work
m:
m: rude
jayson: of me?
jayson: my roommate was too drunk, he passed out
m: some luck u got
jayson: i know, so not fair
jayson: but whatever, i'll get over it
m: yes.
m: loc?
jayson: where am i at?
jayson: Florida
m: OK, we're on opposite time zones
jayson: yea, i figured
jayson: with u working
jayson: where are u at
jayson: i am in no shape to work now
m: its ok, i can handle ds
m: am in pluto
jayson: i yea, pluto i forgot
jayson: crazy that u speek english on pluto too...what are the odds
m: well, we're a little advance, i guess lol
jayson: and u have a salvation on pluto too
jayson: thats crazy, we have those too
m: well, we imported
jayson: really, and its cheaper to import from earth rather than make your own?
jayson: i dont know...i have a hunch you're lying, i'm getting suspicious
m:
m: i hang in here to listen to NO RAIN. lol
jayson: hmm...the blind melon song?
m: yup
jayson: did that song just hit puto? b/c it came out like 15 yrs ago or so
jayson: Pluto*
m: No, i got stuck w/ 90s earth music. lol
m: been listening to it for more than a decade too
jayson: oh, i see, that makes total sence then
m: well, i ws trying to catch up at Y! rock
jayson: can't be easy i'm sure
jayson: the music gets worse anyways
jayson: so maybe u shouldn't
m: yes, i guess. like, emo? i'd take air supply any time
jayson: i like some new stuff
m: ya, some
jayson: but most, like fergie or whatever, i cant stand
m: some remakes! lol
jayson: were u just being a boss?
jayson: looks like u were just talking to someone
m: ya, tax matters
jayson: tax matters...fun
m: fun?
m:
m:
jayson: teasing obviously
jayson: definetly not fun
m: yeah.
m: brb
jayson: k
jayson: oh, you're back
jayson: more exciting tax matters?
m: alwals shit
m: always
jayson: hmm...and u changed your hair?
m: the BIR makes my world hot
jayson: hmm...BIR?
m: Bureau of Interbal Revenue
m: Internal
jayson: oh, gotcha
jayson: i thought u meant like hot, as in turned-on
m: boil.
m: i wanna send them all 2 hell
jayson: go for it
jayson: i won't say anything
m: thnakx. really need that
m:
jayson: our little secret
m:
jayson: what time is it there?
m: 4:42 pm
jayson: oh, so at least your day of work is almost over
m: no, i just wish
m: loads of work
jayson: oh, thats not cool
jayson: dont u get a break to play a bit
jayson: i mean, u are the boss afterall
m: ya, am a workaholic
jayson: oh, but u dont want to burn yourself out
jayson: u need some fun, thats all
m: i might. lol. than 2 fade away.
jayson: exactly, so finish work early and relax and have some fun
m: fun? its enough fo me to listen to my music
jayson: k, whatever works for u then
jayson: dont let my questionable, american work ethic bring u down
m: no, its ok, i respect all kinds of ethics
jayson: i was only making a joke
m: sure, its ok
m: besides, i dont think americans hev questionable work ethics.
m: just questionable economic ethics
jayson: guess its all debatable
m: no, looking fr out here, for economic reasons (probably 4 a handful), america will blast any/everybody
jayson: its not like we agree
jayson: its just this gov't
m: i said probably 4 a handful
jayson: but yea, i can definetyl see why people would be pissed with us
m: no, many people r not pissed w. americans. maybe, with pentagon. lol
jayson: yea, trust me, we are pissed too
jayson: at least the smart americans are
m: yes. anyway, it just happens
jayson: pretty much
jayson: just dont hold it against me
m: no, of course not. unless of course u'r from Pentagon. lol
m: u'r not Jason Bourne, of course. lol
jayson: funny, nope, of course not
jayson: and nope, not matt damon either
m:
jayson: just came out, i hear its really good
m: ya, d books r good
jayson: funny, had no idea there were books
jayson: i dont read fiction
m: Robert Ludlum
jayson: k, had no idea
m: its ok. i dont hev much knowledge of pop things either
jayson: i have alot of pop culture knowledge, i just don't read fiction books, so i had no clue Bourne was based off books
m: he is, one the spies who got derailed
jayson: i know
jayson: i saw the 1st movie
m: hevnt seen d 2nd 1?
jayson: hey, computer problems
jayson: and ya, guess i did see the 2nd
m: u, ok
D S: yea, my computer got weird, thats all
m: lol.
m: brb, am just printing some docs
D S: k